How jocks tell time
Regular person: oh it’s 3:13
Jock: do you mean 3 days 16 hours 26 minutes and approximately 32 seconds before THE BIG GAME?
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A random means to your daily dose of vitamin G
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WHAT ABOUT WHITE ON WORLD CRIME?
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Delegation - Oh Honey
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“didn’t I ask you for some pussy one time and you said no?” 💀💀💀💀💀
“ I wouldn’t give a goddamn if you had the pope”
I am WEAKKKKK
Oh lorrdddd
Omg I can’t breathe 💀💀
Me and shawty 😂😂
ive been looking for this for awhile now 😂
He was so outta pocket 😩
ruthless 😂
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Anonymous asked:
thumb in butt
My signature move is throwing the thumb in her ass while I hit from the back, sniff it, make a ugly face and smear the dookie residue off on her back
Anxiety is like if the 20 seconds spent waiting to hear if it’s Under Pressure or Ice Ice Baby lasted forever
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This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts.
This is brilliant
This is very good.
This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.
It’s wax.
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eternal energy
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